I Will Write Your Book
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I Will Write Your Book
Comedian Will Hines plays the character of "Will Hines," a ghost writer who meets with various clients that want to hire him to write their book. The clients are insane and have bad ideas. Also, Will is generally accompanied by his copy editor Karen Donahue, who hates him.
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Final Episode!
It's just Will and Karen as the podcast wraps up. Will gets a job at a real publishing house. Karen is engaged and also in legal trouble. Will discove...
A Little Something Like This - Nate Smith
Gene Dumm (Nate Smith) is a jingleman (his term) and wants to teach the world about how to write a good jingle and immediately upload it to the public...
Come Visit Montreal! - Charlie Sanders and Camille Knox
Jacques and Renee (Charlie Sanders and Camille Knox) want to write a travel book about Montreal despite speaking very little English themselves. Also...
The Swamp of Ireland - Grace Mulvey
Bernadette Christie (Grace Mulvey), a good Catholic Longford woman, wants to write a book that will help young ladies in her church not be so unchrist...
Your Inner Carrot Top - Zeke Nicholson
Dolby Sheen, aka Mr. Picklesworth (Zeke Nicholoson), who is a clown, wants to inspire the next generation of clowns by telling them their non-clown pe...
Pass The Mic - Shem Pennant
Timothy Tippingtree (Shem Pennant) a very straight and very white CEO wants help promoting diversity at his 100% male company and Will thinks he can h...
Escape The Patriarchy: Be A Nun - Emily O'Callaghan
Sister Mary Teresa Bernadette (Emily O'Callaghan) wants a book to help drum up recruitment for her nunnery. The selling points: no men, plenty of weed...
The Fun Factory! - Jake Regal
Tech billionaire Noah Kaufman (Jake Regal), the creator of Dog Swap, wants to improve his image with a Willy Wonka style story of working at his compa...
A Warehouse of Pogs - Stephen Bradley
Carl Pipe (Stephen Bradley) needs a book about pogs. He's got a warehouse full of 'em and needs to move them FAST. Plus Will is productive and Pam has...
Let's Get The Pet Pahty Stahted - Jamie Gaul
Diane Keaton (Jamie Gaul), not that Diane Keaton, wants to write a book about hosting pet parties for non-wealthy clients! She has a lot of opinions o...
My Weekend With Leguizamo - Erin McGathy
Michelle Williams (Erin McGathy) needs a memoir written, but first she has some questions about statute of limitations. Will is bad at knowing when st...
I Was Then Asked to Perform Rhinoplasty - Peter Banifaz (REBROADCAST)
"Little Tony" Nicoletti (Peter Banifz) wants Will and Karen to help him write a memoir about his days doing jobs for a NYC crime family. So they do!
The Great Bigsby - Matt Apodaca (REBROADCAST)
Vance Bigsby (Matt Apodaca) wants to rewrite The Great Gatsby, but make it about him. Will screws this up somehow. Karen continues to think Will is an...
Get Your Money - Laci Mosley (REBROADCAST)
Lanessa Williams (Laci Mosley) wishes to write a book about her methods of facilitiating a separation between other people and their money. Lanessa al...
Little Known Facts About Great Black Americans - Ronnie Adrian (REBROADCAST)
Mike Tresvant (Ronnie Adrian) wants to write a book that reveals little-known facts about great black Americans, which he learned from... fringe sites...
I Am Made Of Filiment - Siomha McQuinn
Alice (Siomha McQuinn) wants a book written on pool safety, but also Alice has a secret! We won't tell you here what that secret is! But a small hint...
Jump In The Pond - Ryan Barton
Bubbles Sparkleton (Ryan Barton) wants a book written about a princess. But nothing too dark! How close is Will to getting this story right? Getting w...
Dick Dock Diaries - John Flynn
Bradley Thomas Michaelson (John Flynn) is worried about death and thus wants to write a book about summers in Provinceton in the 1970s. It's a book bu...
Babysitting Is American - Joe Wengert
Rock icon Bruce Springsteen (Joe Wengert) has a new goal: write a young adult novel about a group of babysitters. Also, Will is drinking wheat germ.
A "Good Example" Vampire - Olivia Snow Norman
Mrs. Jackie Corn (Olivia Snow Norman) loves young adult vampire stories, except for the sex, love, laziness and blood. Karen buys a furniture store an...
Whacko Bible - Gil Ozeri
Rabbi Joe Gittlebaum (Gil Ozeri) needs the bible to be more sexy, violent and most of all funny so he can get rich and famous. Also, Karen bought a ki...
Not Like That - John Gemberling
Garrett LaFrance (John Gemberling) wants to write a series of anthology short story collections, like Stephen King, whom he has never read! Karen has...
Cancelled - Brad Evans and Nick Ciarelli
Toad Gingrich (Brad Evans) and Russ Wilcox (Nick Ciarelli) want to write a book about a traumatic episode they experienced being cancelled in popular...
Dog Too Stinky - Sarah Claspell
Katrina Pavlovnovitch (Sarah Claspell) wants to help the world make their dogs less stinky, and also has invented many hot dogs! Karen adopted the wro...
Fix Your Home, Save My Family - Brian Hines
Fisher Baker (Brian Hines) wants to write a DIY home repair book that will also win back his family! Also covered: name changes, fist fights and crown...
Trader Joe, Fantasy Hero - Mark Rennie
Stephen Kling (Mark Rennie) is ready to create a seven book fantasy epic starring his new character, Trader Joe.
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No I Have Not Read A Book - Casey Feigh
Donovan Light (Casey Feigh) wants to write a book, even though he's never read one, because someone he went on a date with said he was dumb! Will and...
Will's Brother Kevin And His Copy Editor - Kevin Hines and Chelsea Clarke
Kevin Hines (Kevin Hines), a much more successful ghost author than Will, comes on to offer Will some work. He brings along his copy editor Chelsea Cl...
Early 90s Child Actor Tells All - Drew Spears
Freddie Spats (Drew Spears), a child actor of early 90s television, is ready to write a tell-all book of his sordid Hollywood life in the hopes of spi...
Look At My Perfect Babies and Perfect Hats - Betsy Stover
Posey Quiver (Betsy Stover), a massively successful Instagram influencer from Williamsburg Brooklyn, turns to Will and Karen for help with a book base...
How To Be A Bad Girl At Disneyland - Joan Ford
Meg Simone (Joan Ford of Red and Yellow), famous for her blog Tipsy Tinkerbell, wants to tell you how to be a bad girl at Disneyland. Disclaimer: much...
I Invented Passive-Aggressive Road Rage - Carl Tart
Willie Sheath (Carl Tart of The Flagrant Ones) wants credit for his greatest invention: passive-aggressive road rage.
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The Chrono-Mastiff - Zach Reino
Dennis Rath (Zach Reino of Off-Book), a rival ghost writer stops by to ask Will to take a very prestigious project off of Dennis' plate - a fantasy ep...
I Was Then Asked to Perform Rhinoplasty - Peter Banifaz
"Little Tony" Nicoletti (Peter Banifaz) wants Will and Karen to help him write a memoir about his days doing jobs for a NYC crime family. So they do!<...
The Most Twins on Motorcycles - Alex Fernie
Alfie Guiness (Alex Fernie), the youngest and most irresponsible member of the family charged with the Guiness Book of World Records, begs Will and Ka...
Sex Is Weird, And Getting Worse - Katy Fishell
Katy Fishell asks Will to take over the graphic novel version of her illustration/storytelling project @sex_is_weird. Will brings his personal anecdot...
Things Are Going Great - Katie Foster
Will's ex-wife Linda (Katie Foster) comes on the podcast for help writing a book about the great romance that is her current and better marriage. Kare...
The One About The Aliens - Michael McMillian
Danny Diggs (Michael McMillian) wants to write his book about a series of alien abductions he experience from the fall of 1994 for the next 7 years wh...
HIS-story? A Murderous Fantasy - Adam Peacock
Joe Burkey (Adam Peacock) is a history teacher who's been having problems with misbehaving students. Will and Karen help him work through his feelings...
Parking Attendent, Fully Loaded - Anna Salinas
Conner McGleason (Anna Salinas), a parking attendant from Boston, has come to LA to tell the exciting story of his profession and make it a movie. But...