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A comedy podcast that looks back at the bygone era of write-in advice columns like "Dear Abby," Ann Landers, etc., to see if their wisdom still holds up in modern culture.
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I JOINED A THEATRICULT
Welcome to your first day of rehearsals for the classic American Musical, ANNIE. Now before we jump into learning the music, can we have all the orpha...
A RUDDERLESS WOMAN
IT'S SEASON SIX!
We have been invading your ear-space for the past six years!
And what have you learned?
No. Really. Have you learn...
LET THE ALIENS COME
Apparently, they're coming. MOTH has bet the ranch on it. She's already looking towards the sky with a NO TRESPASSING sign in her hand. Wait...you don...
YOU'RE TEMU ME!
Are you ready to learn about Italian style buffet food? 80's haircuts? wearing someone else's skin? I thought so. You're in the right place. Grab a pl...
WELCOME TO CLUNTS
I'll bet you were just thinking, "Why don't more people go to business meetings or attend classes in their pajamas?" Good question. If you would like...
YOU'RE DRYER THAN NORMAL
Welcome again to the Pineapple Ranch. Please mind the Lantern Flys on your way in. We suggest that you not only step on them but please don't look our...
THERE"S NO SNACKS IN OVERHEAD
Excuse me, Sir. If you want to listen to the latest episode of DEAR POD on this flight, you'll have to buy these airline approved headphones from us....
MY FACE EXPLODED
A ship.
A life-time supply of booze.
4000 people.
What could go wrong?
Hit START and try to act shocked. It will make me Eri...
I'M STEVEN SHARK
Yes. I know. You're here for advice. But if Erin & Patty don't b&tch about the new Jurassic Park movie, we're never going to get anywhere this week. N...
WHERE'S MRS. KEEPER?
For God's sake, whatever you do, do not approach Erin and assume that she works at the Pineapple Ranch. Just keep moving along and try not to make dir...
BIG SHOOG JUNK
Get the CREST. Get the COLGATE. Grab the floss. This week's "mini" is about to burrow a hole through your incisors. Now, please pass the chocolate cov...
SINCE YOU'RE DIGGIN'
We're picking, digging, and mining for gold in this week's episode. No need for a Kleenex. Just wipe this episode on your arm as God has intended it....
URINE. FECES. VOMIT.
Where else can you go from fleeing the bombs in the Middle East, to fleeing the disgusting living conditions of our kids in college. You got it! Only...
HOLD MY JEAN SHORTS
And Just Like That we bring you another episode of advice, laughter, and I'm sure, another story that involves someone crapping their pants. Wopuld yo...
JUST LIKE THE BIBLE
Like it or not, after listening to this week's mini-sode, all you will want to do is run to your local record store, ask to be shown to the Phil Colli...
NOT WITHOUT MY VODKA TONIC (part two)
Welcome to PART TWO of "This Can't Be True, It Sounds Too Much Like A Movie". Do Erin and her guys get home? Will her life forever be changed. Will th...
NOT WITHOUT MY VODKA TONIC (part one)
Get comfortable. Get uncomfortable. Maybe get some Kleenex. In this first of this two-part BONUS episode, Erin brings you moment by moment through her...
A VACATION TITANIC
Summer is here and "vacation advice" seems to be a hot topic this week. Where to go? Who to go with? Who not to go with. Why am I going anywhere at al...
STAND-UP AT AN ORGY
Hey! Glad you could make it! Everyone is waiting for you in the Tiki Lounge. Yup. Just grab a drink, drop your pants and say "Hi" to Bette Midler.
THE CHUNKY PODCAST
First rule when listening to DEAR POD: Tell no one.
Because once the word gets out that you are enjoying this weekly, comedy podcast, everyone...
LOOK AT THOSE CLICKS
You picked the right day to tune in. We go from porn to an office party in Staten Island. I know. A lot more than you expected when you woke up this m...
NO RESPONSE IS A RESPONSE
Come on in and pull yourself up a chair. We were this many yers old when we found out some of the useless facts that you'll hear on this week's episod...
I'M GOING FULL MARY
Do you think there's ever been a time, while standing in front of the Wailing Wall, one man turned to another and whispered, "A Priest, a Rabbi and a...
MY CRAP BACK
We're switching things up! Newer format, same host, old jokes. This can't go wrong. Grab a cocktail and come right in!
YOU'RE HIS GARDEN HOE
Quick question: Do you listen to these 'Mini-Sodes" or any podcasts, for that matter, while you're walking around your backyard naked?
Asking fo...
YOU HAD ME AT "OUI"
We've got a GRAB BAG here! Anything goes! It's a roll of the dice!
That's right. We couldn't come up with a topic, so we took the easy way out.<...
CLAPP'IN FOR CHRIST
Hey! You there! Tired of listening to the daily chaos of what is happening in our nation? Then tune into this week's 'Mini-Sode" so Erin and Patty can...
THAT BOY IN THE DENIM JUMPER
Apparently, Erin was not an UNINVITED GUEST as she recently made her late-night, stand-up debut, on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert.
How'd i...
WOKE UP IN A PEW
Oh my God, that guy isn't wearing any pants! Just try not to look at him in the eyes as you listen to the "Mini-Sode". NO! DON'T LOOK DOWN! Crap. Now...
NIPPLE CLAMPS AND A NAPKIN
Do you have PETS? Well, Erin and Patty will see try to keep on topic this week but there are no promises. Now get a treat for yourself and your four-l...
EVERYBODY LOVES THE JESUS
Look everyone! It's the Mini-Sode! Let us celebrate by making praise hands. What a wonderful way to welcome a new episode of laughs and wonder. DAMMIT...
SUSAN'S BEAVER WEAVER
Come on, Susan. Put on your hiking boots because we are about to TRAVEL out to the Pineapple Ranch to see what possible nonsense is happening at the M...
BABY IN MY PANTS
Congratulations! You just tuned into the Truly Extraordinary, Absolutely Terrific, I Can't Even Sit Down No More Cause I'm So Excited My Pants Are Wet...
BLUE-CUMBER
Would somebody please nudge Jules. He fell asleep again at the editing board and the neighbors are complaining that they can hear his SNORING from acr...
UNCLE A$$ MOUTH
Eddie Vedder. Gwen Stefani. New Underwear. Nothing is safe this week. Welcome to the "Mini-Sode"!
CHEW & POO
From Pong to Fortnite. From Space Invaders to...uummmm....Fortnite. That's right. We're talking about VIDEO GAMES. Get your quarters ready and let's w...
I'M GONNA JIB
Check your breath. Make sure your braces are clean. Don't be all handsy. We're giving you our first kiss on this week's "mini-sode".
Hang on. I...
THE ERIN BAG
Hey there. Good to see ya. Yeah. I know you stopped by for something. Just can't think of why you're here at the moment. Jeez, you'd think this week'...
UNZIP THE SACK
This week's "mini-sode" may drive you so crazy that you'll might leave the Maha'a Tiki Lounge and find yourself in the comfort of a nice jail cell. Ye...
WELCOME TO FIRST A$$
Say, who is that group of people sitting over there, sipping on those smart tales, dressed to the nines, laughing and carrying on?
Why those pe...