Land of Ten Thousand Takes
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Land of Ten Thousand Takes
A podcast hosted by Maggie Schultz and Patrick Fenelon on sports (especially the NBA), and whatever else comes to mind, usually from a bar.
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New Year. New Us.
Maggie and Patrick talk about the 6 game losing streak and 2 game winning streak that’s transpired since the last recording, as well as the insane dis...

Good Vibes Are Back. Other Teams Are Mad
Patrick and Maggie talk about how the Wolves have won 3 of their last 4 since their last recording, despite half the team being hurt. The good vibes a...

Someone Should Do Something About All the Problems
After the Timberwolves' two losses to Portland, Maggie and Patrick discuss all the inexplicable problems the the team has faced. Later on, we talk abo...


A sit down with Jon Krawczynski
Maggie and Patrick were blessed to have Jon Krawczynski of The Athletic on the pod this week. Jon probably needs no introduction for our listeners. It...


Report Back to Me When it Makes Sense
Maggie and Patrick discuss the the growing pains of the Timberwolves thus far, and what is to be done so as to improve their chemistry.
They als...

Welp
The start to the season has been a mixed bag for the Timberwolves, and the recent loss to the Spurs was especially ugly. Maggie and Patrick discuss ho...

The Age of The Timberwolves
New season of Timberwolves basketball! Maggie and Patrick give a run down (aka ramble) of the 2022-2023 NBA season, answering important questions such...

Talking Wolves & Gaslighting Patrick with Jon Berry
This week, we were joined by Timberwolves In Arena Host, Jon Berry.
Topics we covered:
Follow Jon on Twitter: @MCJonB
See Jon at a...


Adopting the Fandom
This week, we introduce you to Corey (who you may know better by his Twitter handle, @MoronFunctional). Who is Corey? Corey is a man who moved to Minn...

Talking NBA with @TylerIAm
This week, we talked hoops with @TylerIAm. This episode basically had no structure, but some of the topics we touched on were:


GAME ONE OVERREACTION PODCAST
The Timberwolves blew out the Houston Rockets in the season opener. Maggie and Patrick have thus decided to react to the win in the most hyperbolic wa...

Maggie and Patrick Do Not Yell at Chelanga About Anthony Edwards
This week, Maggie and Patrick talk to Chelanga Langason about about Anthony Edwards, and the Timberwolves in general. We were going to yell at him abo...

Broken Rosas Colored Glasses Stemming From a Toxic Workplace
Maggie and Patrick discuss all things related to the sudden firing of Timberwolves President of Basketball Operations, Gersson Rosas. The team may not...

The Pandemic's Not Over, but We're Back in Person!
This week, Maggie and Patrick were joined by Charlie Rybak to discuss

All the Bad Things Happened, but It's Still All Good
Sorry for the long delay, but we're back. In this episode, Maggie and Patrick discuss Kawhi's injury, Chris Paul's positive COVID test, the NBA playof...

Minnesota Is a Land of Ten Thousand Contrasts
This week we had Jordan Alamat of 93X Radio on the podcast to discuss:
This one was one of our best shows, we promise

Talking Trade Deadline and Timberwolves with Nekias Duncan
This week we had Nekias Duncan on the pod
We discussed:
You can find Nekias’ written work at BasketballNews.com. He’s also the hos...

*Anthony Edwards Induced Swooning*
We’re back after the All-Star Break, and the Timberwolves have gone 2-2. They seemingly are not as terrible as they were before. Patrick and Maggie go...

A Tim Among Pods
This week, we were joined by Tim Faklis (@timfaklis) of A Wolf Among Wolves, and The Wolf of Podstreet to discuss:

We Have the Worst Timing
We found out that Ryan Saunders was fired no more than three minutes after we finished recording this...so...yeah...we have bad timing. We tacked on a...

It's Not All Bad
Maggie and Patrick talk about KAT's return, the more encouraging aspects of this slog of a season, and the various sports stadiums they've visited ove...

KAT, COVID, D Lo Hot Takes, & Brunch
Things are weird and bad with the Timberwolves right now...so we got off topic a lot. Anyway, we definitely talked about brunch a lot, as well as some...


A LOT OF STUFF HAPPENED
Since our last podcast, Minnesota drafted Anthony Edwards at number 1, traded to get Ricky back, and played two not so good preseason games. We did ou...

What the Hell Do the Wolves Do With This Pick? (Part 3)
This week, we were joined by Charlie Rybak! We talked about the draft and tried to decide what Minnesota should do with this damn pick (Charlie is ver...

What the Hell Do the Wolves Do With This Pick? (Part 2)
For this episode, we were joined by Wes Morton of Peach Tree Hoops to discuss Anthony Edwards, and whether the Wolves would be wise to draft him. We a...

Finally, It's The NBA Finals
For this episode, Maggie and Patrick discuss the NBA finals, and all the narratives surrounding this year’s bubbled event. Also, there’s a bunch of no...

Following the Bouncing Balls
The Wolves finally moved up in the NBA Draft Lottery...now what?
If the team decides to keep the pick, one option would be LaMelo Ball....

WE'RE BACK, BABY!
Everything is back, including us. All of it might be a bad idea.
This week we talk about:
AND MUCH MORE

Everything Is Opening Back Up...Regardless of Whether It's a Good Idea
Maggie and Patrick discuss the prospects of the NBA, society re-opening, and the politics of COVID-19

We Hosted the Timberwolves Host (Again)
This week, we talked to In-Arena Host for the Timberwolves, Jon Berry.
Topics included:

We Have Never Been Less Prepared
This week, we talked to our good friend Jer about literally whatever popped into our heads. We realize that sounds like all of our podcasts, but it es...

Snakes. Snake-Like People. Things of That Nature
On this episode, we talk with Tim Fakis of A Wolf Among Wolves regarding KG's recent comments about Glen Taylor, and Garnett's legacy in general. This...

Kevin Garnett, Welcome to the Hall
We’re still in quarantine. There’s no basketball being played. But Kevin Garnett is a Hall of Famer now, and we had a lot to talk about because of tha...

The Pandemic Episodes: Part 1
There is no basketball. COVID-19 has shut everything down...except for this podcast

WE'RE BACK
Sorry for the lack of episodes. We tried to make up for it here by covering everything that happened in February. Enjoy!