Lise and Sarah
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Lise and Sarah
Two best friends. Two microphones. Zero filter. This is the podcast where everything is on the table - high brow, low brow, and the over-plucked nineties brow. It's a conversation with friends who should probably know better, but don't. Welcome! www.liseandsarah.com.au If you’re on the hunt fo...
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Like A Learner Driver on a Highway
Most of us learned to drive in the backstreets. Not at the Carlaws, it’s straight onto the highway. And honestly, that’s not even the weirdest family...
Sorry Nagi, It's Another Two Ingredient Dinner That Slaps
Call off the recipe hunt: the future of weeknight cooking is here. Two ingredients, one pot. Girls, we’ve started a movement. Plus, a cat in a harness...
Long Bums Are Beautiful Too
Perky peaches are everywhere, so Sarah is on Operation Perky Bum. But what if the Kardashians started a 'long bum' trend and saved us all the hassle?...
Leigh Sales and the Unexpected Confession
Walkley awards. Order of Australia Medals. Sure, Leigh Sales has a few trophies at home. But there's one thing there that fills her with a whole lot o...
Breaking News: Leggings Are Dead
It's a dark day. Leggings are over, swishy parachute pants are in, and this news threatens to break our friendship apart. We try to get things back on...
Plot Twist: We Got Eric Bana's Wife
Eric-Bana-Watch reaches a crescendo when a savvy and quite well connected listener (hi Sally Hepworth!) forces Eric Bana's unsuspecting wife Rebecca o...
Manifesting Eric Bana Is Our Full-Time Job
Eric-Bana-watch is heating up - just no one say the P word. The Triple-B is conquering kitchens everywhere; so the pressure is on for another two ingr...
Dear Eric Bana, The World Needs Poida Back, Stat
He's a very serious leading man in Hollywood. Eric Bana is currently playing a sexy, broody detective in Netflix's new hit show Untamed. But Sarah rem...
Disco Club Made the News and Won't Someone Think of the Men?
F*ck. Sarah's mum has heard the swearing here and she's not happy, so naturally Sar invents a new word. Disco Club went viral but won't someone think...
Boy Mums, Shut Up About Food
What do a $14 rice cooker, a triple B, and six bananas in one day have in common? Boy mums, that's what.
Sarah cops heat from the hungry boy mu...
The Curse of the Overnight Wee Wee
Sarah has had enough of overnight wakeups so she's taken to drastic measures. Lise has had enough of cooking dinner so she's revolutionising dinner. W...
I Just Want to Finish One Bag of Spinach Before I Die
Sarah can't get through her baby spinach value pack, so we're getting on the bags. Of spinach. Meanwhile, Lise admitted a sour lolly addiction and no...
Dolphin Tatts, Foot Fungus & Surfboard Thongs from Hell
We've frankly had a gutful of life and are taking matters into our own hands. Lise is lasering her foot fungus like a woman possessed. Sarah’s plannin...
Mel Buttle and the Terrible Toddler Haircut
It was meant to be a handsome little haircut for her handsome little toddler. But when comedian Mel Buttle walked into the hairdresser, something felt...
Cleaning Before the Cleaner: The Millennial Curse
We’re just two gals cleaning before the cleaner comes, spiralling into generational shame because our mums never outsourced a damn thing. Plus, Sarah...
The Barista Scandal Escalates
Lise deals with the fallout of Barista Flirt-Gate, Sarah’s daughter exposes her parents’ age gap to a full religion class, and we list the propaganda...
A Love Letter to Right Now
This has been our most commented on episode ever. So we are bringing it out from behind the paywall for everyone to hear, and to appreciate the fleeti...
The Coloured Gumboot Test
A judgmental cat. A suspiciously generous husband. A barista wink that spirals into cougar chaos. Plus, we asked you for your best anti-lifestyle-cree...
When The Barista Thinks You're a Cougar
Lise copped a wink from her local barista and now can’t show her face there again. We tried Skims so you don't have to. There's a trend where you ask...
Is This a Treat? Or Have I Lifestyle Creeped?
It might start with a spenny face cream. Then it’s $80 nails, only the good shampoo and that fifth streaming service. This week, we’re unpacking lifes...
Oranges, Jerseys, and the Quiet Pressure of Being a Good Mum
What does a tub of orange wedges say about modern motherhood? Apparently a lot.
This week, we dive headfirst into the most controversial topic w...
Yang Dog Vs Yin Puss: The Only Friendship Theory You Need
Lise has a new theory and it's unhinged. Every friendship group has a Yang Dog and a Yin Puss. One sails the boat, the other brings the champagne. Whi...
Whatever Happened to Waterbeds?
Remember waterbeds? The sloshing plastic bladder of the 90's has disappeared, and we've gone full CSI on it. But first, Sarah walked into a high-end...
The WhatsApp Message That Set Off the Mums
A well-intentioned Mother’s Day idea rubs Lise the wrong way. Sarah's teens are getting chain mails, so she's written one for the women of this show....
Accidentally Naked in an Airport Toilet
The door was locked, right? Welcome to the wildest story you’ll hear all week—and that’s before we get to the toe with a name, the black goldfish call...
I Did Yoga Three Times And Now I'm A Guru
Namaste. Sarah has dragged her flapping yoga mat into a suburban studio and discovered what it means to raw-dog the floor. An Uber driver needed their...
Is It Ever Ok To Answer Facetime On The Toilet?
True friendship is answering a call no matter the time of day or night, right? Except for the time Lise pushed it too far. Sarah used to be a 'cool mo...
We've Found The Biggest Ick
It's a common, practical wardrobe item. But on men? Please No. Our libido is already so low. Lise has compiled her Anti-Bucket list for all the things...
We Invented The Perimenopausal Smash Cake
Why should kids get smash cakes when it's actually perimenopausal women with all the rage? We play our favourite game We Listen And We Don't Judge, b...
A $10 Doorbell Stopped Me Yelling At My Teen
Lise got sick of yelling at her Teenager so she turned to Bunnings for the solution, and now she's been saved by the bell. A mystery pilot left a han...
Whatever Happened To The Heel and Toe?
Whatever happened to that staple of Primary School, the progressive barn dance the Heel and Toe? Once a crucial part of the Aussie school experience -...
No Knickers At The Shops, And Other Life Lessons
When Lise dashed from the gym to Westfield, she realized something crucial was missing. Her undies. But rather than panic, she embraced some air town...
'Go To Bed Angry' Is The New Marriage Trend
The Guinness World Record holders for longest living marriage have finally spoken. After 84 years side by side, they've spilled their secrets on what...
The $50 Tuck Shop Heist
How much are you spending on the school tuckshop? Just when Lise thought she was outsmarting the system, her teen one-upped her. Plus, Sarah asks: whe...
The Intense Rage of Husband Hobbies
Lise thought she was married to an entrepreneur. Turns out, she’s married to a man who duped her into spending $10,000 under the guise of a business v...
Our Facebook Memories Are Bullying Us
We're confronting the cringe of our Facebook memories, where Lise was an insufferable "mama" who spoke in toddler metaphors, and Sarah was a kooky pre...
Selling Our Feet For Valentinos
Sarah’s favorite knockoff Valentino sandals—may they rest in peace—gave out on the way back from the coffee shop, sparking an important discussion: sh...
We Listen And We Don't Judge
Calling all skanks; we are on a piercing pursuit that even our mums won't be able to say no to. Can we convince esteemed journalist Leigh Sales to jo...
The Second Earring Theory
Forget about January's re-invention vibes. Instead, dive headfirst with us into the psychological movement everyone's banging on about: Mel Robbins’ L...
Our 2025 Hot or Not list
What's in, what's out, and what is straight-up cancelled for 2025? Lise and Sarah have written their definitive lists, and it's complete with highly s...