I Don't Wanna Grow Up
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I Don't Wanna Grow Up
The podcast where two guys who spend far too much time on the internet talk about how things were infinitely better when they were kids and spend each episode convincing themselves they're right.
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51 episodi
Ep. 51 - The Internet (The Legacy of Robert Lawrence Stein)
It's crazy that we've been doing this for so long and are just now getting around to a straight-up 'internet' episode. From outdated tech to social me...
Ep. 50 - Goals with Alex Gervasi (Goals and Ghouls)
IDWGU invites its first guest onto the show! Alex is a radio personality and podcast host herself who's here to chat about her road to success, plans...
Ep. 49 - Snacks with Stephen Cusato (Fighting Fatassness)
Stephen Cusato of ‘Not Another Cooking Show’ joins us this week to discuss the highs and lows of snacking. His palate might be more sophisticated than...
Ep. 48 - Sports! (Grab Your No. 3 Pencils)
Whether you're playing them or screaming about them from the comfort of your sofa, just about everyone has an opinion on sports... unless you don't, w...
Ep. 47 - Gettin' Around (Clubbing Cars with Straight Bars)
How we get from place to place has changed a lot over the years, not only because we're adults but because transportation technology is straight-up cr...
Ep. 46 - Mornings (Felix and His Second Wife, Linda)
Coffee, breakfast burritos, the snooze button... there are plenty of things to love about starting another day, but how does the experience compare to...
Ep. 45 - Fashion Trends (Revenge of the Gucci Boys)
Like it or not, fashion choices affect how we are perceived by everyone around us. Are we more in tune with what looks good nowadays compared to when...
Ep. 44 - Summertime (Dad Keeps Tea Bagging)
Everyone looks back on summertime as that sweet reprieve from school and responsibilities, when we lived on our bikes and sweated until we couldn't sw...
Ep. 43 - Fighting (Bury Me Next To The Other Jordan)
We know. We have no business talking about this topic. But if you think we don't have some damn opinions about it, you got another thing comin', bub....
Ep. 42 - Stress (My Butthole Forever)
Dealing with stress is tricky, but it seems to get easier as we get older. We learn to use the different tools at our disposal (i.e., werewolf transfo...
Ep. 41 - Mischief (How To Eat A Baby)
It's not quite bad or illegal... it's mischief. Testing boundaries and seeing how far you can go before getting into trouble. But was this experience...
Ep. 40 - Nerd Culture (Buff Peter Dinklage & the Infi-knit-y Gauntlet)
Just because we're no longer getting ridiculed or shoved into lockers for being fans of comic books and sci-fi doesn't mean nerd culture is better as...
Ep. 39 - Spring Break (Thighmaster Wind Chimes)
The infamy of Spring Break is well known and Jordan and Felix are here to talk about it. Speaking broken Spanish, eating copious amounts of garlic bre...
Ep. 38 - Consequences (No New Friends?)
Obviously, a couple of bad boys like Jordan and Felix know all about consequences. Come hear all of our stories from the clink (and, by that, I mean l...
Ep. 37 - Chores (Dog Poop Tennis & Chimney Maintenance)
No one likes chores but unless you live in a disgusting pit of filth, they are a natural part of life. From the basics like dishes and yard work to mo...
Ep. 36 - Exercise (Mr. Mumau and his Rod)
We're more adept at running from our problems than for health purposes, but that doesn't mean we can't comment on exercise in general. Was it better a...
Ep. 35 - Learning (The Scatting Episode)
Everybody takes in information and synthesizes it in a different way. Some are visual learners, some are tactile learners, some come up with excuses a...
Ep. 34 - Breakfast (Marisol, the Breakfast Maid)
It's the most important meal of the day so it's a good thing we love it so damn much... but was it better when we were young and satisfied with a bowl...
Ep. 33 - Jobs (Hugh Hackman Goes To John Popcorn's Army School)
Sure, job titles change drastically as we get older and into our careers, but has our perspective regarding occupations changed overall? Also, one of...
Ep. 32 - Popularity (Karate, Gymnastics, & Horny Drama Nerds)
No one ever stops wanting to be liked, but popularity inherently carried so much more weight when we were teens. What drastic measures did people adop...
Ep. 31 - Valentine's Day (Boy Meets World Meets Dashboard Confessional)
When exactly did the focus of Valentine's Day change from free candy to smooching that sweetie of yours? Come along as we dive back in and navigate th...
Ep. 30 - Nighttime (Legend of Tim the Monster Slayer)
Whether you're anxiously laying in bed with your mind playing tricks on you, out with your friends making drunken mistakes, or fighting crime in the s...
Ep. 29 - Comfort (Dining With To-Sop Shakur)
Social Awkwardness, exercise, jeans that aren't broken-in yet... with so many things in this world that are uncomfortable, it's no surprise humans hav...
Ep. 28 - Desserts (The Sultans of Sweet)
Desserts were the first real test of patience as kids—you get the reward AFTER slogging through that plate of your mom's newest recipe. But now that...
Ep. 27 - New Years (Samuel L. Jackson Saved Our Lapels)
New Years is always a time of new adventures blossoming on the horizon. Maybe we set some new goals. Maybe we start a new tradition. Maybe we resurrec...
Ep. 26 - Christmas (Finding Joy in Our Razor Blade Sweaters)
Considered by many to be "the most wonderful time of the year," Jordan and Felix discuss various holiday traditions, ruining the secret of Santa, and...
Ep. 25 - Lunch (Sting & Egg Salad Sandwiches)
The concept of lunch is more complicated than you might think. Who do you sit with? What are you eating? Did Carl heat up Tilapia in the communal micr...
Ep. 24 - Shopping (Three Hawks o' Rocks)
Like most people, we've been buying things for years. Whether it's for Christmas, birthdays, or selfishly for ourselves... come along with us for a st...
Ep. 23 - Parties (Bro, How's My Bowl Cut Look? #JTT)
What is it about certain parties that makes them so great? The booze? The subtle social nuances? The fact that Jordan's dad is Hagrid from Harry Potte...
Ep. 22 - Thanksgiving (Put Me In, Coach!)
It's that time of year! Felix and Jordan jump into everything that makes Thanksgiving amazing, including the definitive ranking of the best Thanksgivi...
Ep. 21 - Movies (The Evan Williams Origin Story)
From overpriced concessions to worn out VHS tapes, movies were a magical thing growing up. But does the age of Netflix and near infinite access to fil...
Ep. 20 - Being Sick (White People On Peyote)
No one WANTS to get sick, but skipping out on school and calling out from work are pretty decent perks to an otherwise crummy situation. Felix and Jor...
Ep. 19 - Halloween (The Overly Dramatic Candy Review Episode)
A spooky stroll down memory lane, Felix and Jordan break down their very different child Halloween experiences, rank the best and worst kinds of candy...
Ep. 18 - Toys (I Want...Sectional Healing)
Felix and Jordan take an imaginary trip to the toy store to reminisce about the fun things in life (and the drastic ways we justify them).
Ep. 17 - Connectivity (Taking AIM at the Amish)
With faster internet speeds and advancements in technology, the ways we stay connected are getting closer and closer to actual face-to-face interactio...
Ep. 16 - Imagination (The Power of the Whop-finity Gauntlet)
As kids, allowing our imaginations to run wild was second nature. Now, as adults, we strive every day to turn on that same creative faucet, but does t...
Ep. 15 - Out To Eat (Anthony Bourdain's Calves & The Swirl Of Callbacks)
Just because we no longer get playgrounds or crayons or singing animatronic rats when we go out to eat doesn't mean it's any less fun... right?
Ep. 14 - Visiting Family (Fueled by Boiling Water and Pickle Brine)
Why is grandma going to Catholic mass at 4 a.m.? Why is mom chain smoking on the back porch? WHY HAVEN'T YOU HAD KIDS YET?
Ep. 13 - TV (Catching a Natural in Dawson's Creek)
Remember when you had to actually schedule your day around your favorite TV show instead of just binging 4 seasons in a single weekend? *chills*
Ep. 12 - Weekends (Ask Your Mom To Ask My Mom)
Everybody loves weekends, but did we get more bang for our buck when we were kids or have weekends just kept getting better? Felix and Jordan cover ev...