How Not To Be An Asshole
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How Not To Be An Asshole
It’s a new day at the 186th most popular podcast in New Zealand. Even we’ve got sick of the sound of our voices so we’ve brought in new hosts to continue our mission of sharing our ill informed opinions with world. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA
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Episode 8: The Ocean is on fire.
This week as everything comes together audio wise for a 25 perfect minutes. I have completely forgotten what was discussed by now but I know it was pr...

S06/Episode 7: Cultural Chernobyl
This week the gang embrace Todd’s fetish for violence with a Dom’s rotten orange vs the real housewives of Beverly Hills extravaganza. We find out tha...

S06/Episode 6: Cycling to the shore to suck and fuck
Wrap your sexman in some lycra, we are taking the cycle lane of middle class oppression, stopping off to investigate Sam's drinking and why Dom is car...

S06/Episode 5: I don’t know, you’re white
Once again we have lost Todd and Kaya to the magnetic pull of gas station chicken and commerce respectively. None the less we have a great episode whe...

S04/Episode 4: Douched, lubed and ready to go
Todd has once again succumb to the irresistible allure of the gas station rotisserie chicken and paid a hefty price. Kaya has a business to run even...

S06/Episode 3: I'd fuck Max Key in a heartbeat, just sayin'
This week Dom reveals he is replacing all his shoes with inflatable dinghys in case of flooding. Kaya is not taking any more of Labours shit and we ge...

S06/Episode 2: Or will I?
This week Todd has the shits again, so Kaya steps up to steer the ship into an hour of complaining and bullshit. Dom and Sam are drunk even thoughts...

S06/Episode 1: Its way more boring and way more evil than you think it is.
We are back with season six and just like a leader of revolution or someone you'd let fuck your boyfriend it is incredibly charming.

S05/Episode 11: Of course he's white
This week's ep is 90% less horny than recent ones leading us to the conclusion that Kaya and Dom are the smut mongers of the show. Dan steps up to the...

S05/Episode 10: Ya can't get ya stomach pumped at Donellys Crossing
After a week long birthday bender Kaya’s back! We learn about the time Dan MK Ultra’d himself. Dom has a Chilli update, Sam talks about sex lots and T...

S05/Episode 9: The second chamber
It's Kaya's b'day so we celebrate with some Chilli updates, a little Dan fiction and we get the back story on Sam's beautiful diction.

S05/Episode 8: Drag your Landlord out into the street and beat them to a pulp.
The whole team is on deck this episode to talk housing, how Chilli got dog shit on his chest and Todd’s traumatic experience at the doctors.

S05/Episode 7: Trees Ft. Zane Wedding
In an about turn Dan allowed us to have a guest this week. So we got on Arborist and activist Zane Wedding. Zane was part of the Canal street occupat...

S05/Episode 6: Not gonna need a toothbrush soon coz ya ain’t gonna be eating
In an about turn Dan has rehired Todd but with reduced pay. The gang discuss the usual range of left wing bullshit, Sam is going to summon a demon to...

S05/Episode 5: A conspiracy of decency
In a bizarre turn of events Dan has fired Todd. If that wasn’t bad enough Kaya is at a small businesses owners conference. But never fear dear listene...

S05/Episode 4: Patient zero for Giardia.....
A surprisingly upbeat episode this week as grim realities set upon us. Sam wants a buffy tattoo, Dom wants to kill his neighbours, Kaya wants a lockdo...

S05/Episode 3: Bulldoze the mastubatorium
This week Dom confesses his Orwellian dream of rearing angry cows and disenfranchised youth on that piece of land in Northland he can’t afford, Dan’s...

S05/Episode 2: Set fire to the building you live in and go fuck in the street
This week we plan a public assault on Simon Bridges, Dom tells a beautiful love story involving a cop and we define "libs"
If you...

S05/Episode 1: Mole rat
Like the NZ Police we are back in your private property looking for something innocent to assault (your ears). It's Season 5, brand new year same old...

S04/Episode 10: New Year Special Award Ceremony Organisation Hour
The world may fall apart but the HNTBAA awards are forever. We round out the year with some serious dissection of this years best and most abysmal. If...

S04/Episode 9: Repo Man Film breakdown analysis special
Dom’s back and he’s made Todd and Dan watch Repo Man. The 3 idiots incoherently breakdown what they liked about the film. Then they give up and try...

S04/Episode 8: "I don't listen to my writing teacher. Ft Hohepa Te Moana.
This week's guest Hohepa Te Moana wants his charger back and Maori wards established. Todd and Kaya convince Hohepa to get into a political career he'...

S04/Episode 7: Queer as fuck. Ft Daniel Sanders
This week, Daniel Sanders talks about queer stuff as it pertains to representation in art here in NZ, the ways in which this has been lacking, and als...

S04/Episode 6: Well pretty much had a mental breakdown Ft. Cushla
Description: This weeks guest is the abundant, mother, twerker, sex worker and “influencer” Cushla. We chat woo woo and small towns whilst alienating...

S04/Episode 5: I hope there are no nazi ducks, I love ducks Ft. Colin Mitchel
This weeks guest is playwright, coffee Barron and arms dealer Colin Mitchel. Dom’s back from a stressful month of unemployment, Todd is still plotting...

S04/Episode 4: And what happens at the end of monopoly? Ft. Emily Edrosa
This week our guest Emily Edrosa and Todd soberly reel in a very drunk Kaya as we discuss Emily's cartoon reality in LA and her return home to begrudg...

S04/Episode 3: I'm not a Maori Curator! Ft. Tyson Campbell
This week the HNTBAA team unpacks the potential benefits of a Maori world view under settler paradigms with Tyson Campbell, assistant curator at Art S...

S04/Epsiode 2: Sacred land for the Mike Hoskings of the world. Ft. Lourdes Vano
This week we speak with Activist and Green Party candidate for Manurewa Lourdes Vano. We pulse check the political veins of the country following anot...

S04/Episode 1: The most furious masturbator.
It's season 4 season! We are joined by our new hosts Kaya Sparke and Sam Te Kani (Demi was incapacitated) to discuss the election fallout and Judith C...

S03/Episode 26: The meat grinder
It's the season finale! Dan has taken up swinging, Dom got rich and Todd got some CBD oil. This week we peer into an uncertain future and excavate som...

S03/Episode 25: Dan Fiction
Dom is off searching for a new lampshade but James saves the day with some Dan fiction. It's your usual fix of politics, trying to figure out Dan's mo...

S03/Episode 24: If we put our heads together we can really fuck this up. Ft. JJ Peters
This week we are joined by JJ Peters who has had a fuck of a year. We dig up a review of Dom's play and Dan auditions for JJ's IG live series on menta...

S03/Episode 23: You don’t know shit about bugstidermy.
Dom is back and appears to be regulating his emotions well, Todd explores the decor of the rabbit hole and we form rival youth work organisations. Sta...

S03/Bonus Episode 5 (Patreon Only Release)
On this weeks bonus we realise our final form as relationship experts, Todd inevitably spills beer on his laptop and Dom explains his future plans (...

S03/Episode 22: Growing up poor prepares you for being broke. Ft. Mara TK
This week we are joined by a heavy hearted Mara TK. Mara discusses his brother Billy TK and his concerns around the last few months. Sounds dark huh?...

S03/Bonus Episode 5 Teaser
On this weeks bonus we realise our final form as relationship experts, Todd inevitably spills beer on his laptop and Dom explains his future plans (he...

S03/Episode 21: I'll fight the entire literary community. Ft. Essa May Ranapiri.
This weeks guest is poet and artist Essa May Ranapiri. We talk about sonnets, how Todd has been living his dream of hanging out with dads and the dire...

S03/Episode 20: They were there fighting nazis. Ft. Tina Ngata
This weeks guest is Tina Ngata. Tina is an environmental and indigenous rights advocate, a writer/journalist and is leading the charge in exampling a...

S03/Epsiode 19: A real trash fire of a person. Ft. David Farrier
The HNTBAA plot to friend trap David Farrier enters its third chapter this week as he unwittingly guests under the presumption we want his insights in...

S03/Episode 18: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Ft. Nobody (again)
With a guest withdrawal leaving us to our own devices the gang is forced to get very meta, Dom shows his beatboxing chops and we relive the time a fan...